Motherhood isn’t pretty. It’s exhausting and it keeps us running around the clock. There are leaky boobs, perineal stitches, sleepless nights, poop (so much poop! and a good amount of pee and vomit, too!), as well as a million other tiny things we endure in order to make sure our kids stay happy and healthy. Like that not-hot-anymore cup of coffee we get to drink. Every. Single. Morning. Of. Our. Lives. Can’t it just be hot once? Is motherhood all bad? Of course it’s not! We love it, and that’s why we do it. But, a Hallmark card with some tender message in scrolling gold script about our wisdom and unconditional love just isn’t going to cut it this year. That’s why we’ve put together this lineup of unique, blatantly honest Mother’s Day cards that give thanks for all the things moms really do behind the scenes — yes, even the gross stuff. Here, 15 funny and totally honest cards that mom should actually get on Mother’s Day. More from CafeMom: 11 Total Mom Things We Say to Our Kids on Repeat More from CafeMom: 5 Ways Being a Stand-Up Comedian Prepared Me for Motherhood More from CafeMom: 10 Mother’s Day Quotes From Some of Our Favorite Moms
title: “15 Brutally Honest Mother S Day Cards That Should Exist Irl” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-02” author: “Kimberly Almond”
Motherhood isn’t pretty. It’s exhausting and it keeps us running around the clock. There are leaky boobs, perineal stitches, sleepless nights, poop (so much poop! and a good amount of pee and vomit, too!), as well as a million other tiny things we endure in order to make sure our kids stay happy and healthy. Like that not-hot-anymore cup of coffee we get to drink. Every. Single. Morning. Of. Our. Lives. Can’t it just be hot once? Is motherhood all bad? Of course it’s not! We love it, and that’s why we do it. But, a Hallmark card with some tender message in scrolling gold script about our wisdom and unconditional love just isn’t going to cut it this year. That’s why we’ve put together this lineup of unique, blatantly honest Mother’s Day cards that give thanks for all the things moms really do behind the scenes — yes, even the gross stuff. Here, 15 funny and totally honest cards that mom should actually get on Mother’s Day. More from CafeMom: 11 Total Mom Things We Say to Our Kids on Repeat More from CafeMom: 5 Ways Being a Stand-Up Comedian Prepared Me for Motherhood More from CafeMom: 10 Mother’s Day Quotes From Some of Our Favorite Moms
title: “15 Brutally Honest Mother S Day Cards That Should Exist Irl” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-06” author: “Kelli Alexader”
Motherhood isn’t pretty. It’s exhausting and it keeps us running around the clock. There are leaky boobs, perineal stitches, sleepless nights, poop (so much poop! and a good amount of pee and vomit, too!), as well as a million other tiny things we endure in order to make sure our kids stay happy and healthy. Like that not-hot-anymore cup of coffee we get to drink. Every. Single. Morning. Of. Our. Lives. Can’t it just be hot once? Is motherhood all bad? Of course it’s not! We love it, and that’s why we do it. But, a Hallmark card with some tender message in scrolling gold script about our wisdom and unconditional love just isn’t going to cut it this year. That’s why we’ve put together this lineup of unique, blatantly honest Mother’s Day cards that give thanks for all the things moms really do behind the scenes — yes, even the gross stuff. Here, 15 funny and totally honest cards that mom should actually get on Mother’s Day. More from CafeMom: 11 Total Mom Things We Say to Our Kids on Repeat More from CafeMom: 5 Ways Being a Stand-Up Comedian Prepared Me for Motherhood More from CafeMom: 10 Mother’s Day Quotes From Some of Our Favorite Moms