Sadly, as someone who accidentally flooded a bathroom due to a complete failure to understand how a Japanese toilet worked, I can totally relate to these stories. From accidental nudity to getting violently ill in the WORST possible space, these stories are enough to make you happy to stay home this summer. Image via iStock.com/Hramovnick Hypothetically, of course. I certainly didn’t have sex with an audience in Miami last year." — M.H. More from CafeMom: 20 Scary & Dangerous Vacation Disasters I didn’t realize that after over a year of sobriety, my tolerance level had totally changed. I got drunk off my ass. Sloppy drunk. My husband was so embarrassed and we got kicked off the tour." — S.A. When we got off the plane, I turned to my dad and asked, ‘Where should I turn in my American money? What kind of money do they use here?’ Yeah. We were in HAWAII. My family still makes fun of me for that." — J.D. Well, I don’t sleep well on planes and so by the time I got the ferry stop, I had been up for over 20 hours. I sat on a bench to wait for the ferry and like instantly fell asleep. I woke up two hours later and all my stuff was gone and I had missed the last boat. Total panic meltdown. I was hysterical and it was just bad, bad, bad." — C.D. Yeah. Wrong house. I terrified the woman living there and she called the police on me. Oops." — D.A. More from CafeMom: 16 Celebrities’ Favorite Vacation Destinations The rest of the flight was pretty normal and we chatted a little until he fell asleep. I eventually noticed that other people were staring at our row but I couldn’t figure out what it was all about. It wasn’t until two days later when a friend saw the selfie I’d taken and freaked out that I realized I was sitting next to a celebrity. I won’t say who, but think boy band and hanging tough and you’ve got it." — E.S.
title: “12 Mortifying Vacation Stories That Ll Make You Lol Only Because It Wasn T You " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-01” author: “Fred Hill”
Sadly, as someone who accidentally flooded a bathroom due to a complete failure to understand how a Japanese toilet worked, I can totally relate to these stories. From accidental nudity to getting violently ill in the WORST possible space, these stories are enough to make you happy to stay home this summer. Image via iStock.com/Hramovnick Hypothetically, of course. I certainly didn’t have sex with an audience in Miami last year.” — M.H. More from CafeMom: 20 Scary & Dangerous Vacation Disasters I didn’t realize that after over a year of sobriety, my tolerance level had totally changed. I got drunk off my ass. Sloppy drunk. My husband was so embarrassed and we got kicked off the tour." — S.A. When we got off the plane, I turned to my dad and asked, ‘Where should I turn in my American money? What kind of money do they use here?’ Yeah. We were in HAWAII. My family still makes fun of me for that." — J.D. Well, I don’t sleep well on planes and so by the time I got the ferry stop, I had been up for over 20 hours. I sat on a bench to wait for the ferry and like instantly fell asleep. I woke up two hours later and all my stuff was gone and I had missed the last boat. Total panic meltdown. I was hysterical and it was just bad, bad, bad." — C.D. Yeah. Wrong house. I terrified the woman living there and she called the police on me. Oops." — D.A. More from CafeMom: 16 Celebrities’ Favorite Vacation Destinations The rest of the flight was pretty normal and we chatted a little until he fell asleep. I eventually noticed that other people were staring at our row but I couldn’t figure out what it was all about. It wasn’t until two days later when a friend saw the selfie I’d taken and freaked out that I realized I was sitting next to a celebrity. I won’t say who, but think boy band and hanging tough and you’ve got it." — E.S.
title: “12 Mortifying Vacation Stories That Ll Make You Lol Only Because It Wasn T You " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Jean Bradley”
Sadly, as someone who accidentally flooded a bathroom due to a complete failure to understand how a Japanese toilet worked, I can totally relate to these stories. From accidental nudity to getting violently ill in the WORST possible space, these stories are enough to make you happy to stay home this summer. Image via iStock.com/Hramovnick Hypothetically, of course. I certainly didn’t have sex with an audience in Miami last year.” — M.H. More from CafeMom: 20 Scary & Dangerous Vacation Disasters I didn’t realize that after over a year of sobriety, my tolerance level had totally changed. I got drunk off my ass. Sloppy drunk. My husband was so embarrassed and we got kicked off the tour." — S.A. When we got off the plane, I turned to my dad and asked, ‘Where should I turn in my American money? What kind of money do they use here?’ Yeah. We were in HAWAII. My family still makes fun of me for that." — J.D. Well, I don’t sleep well on planes and so by the time I got the ferry stop, I had been up for over 20 hours. I sat on a bench to wait for the ferry and like instantly fell asleep. I woke up two hours later and all my stuff was gone and I had missed the last boat. Total panic meltdown. I was hysterical and it was just bad, bad, bad." — C.D. Yeah. Wrong house. I terrified the woman living there and she called the police on me. Oops." — D.A. More from CafeMom: 16 Celebrities’ Favorite Vacation Destinations The rest of the flight was pretty normal and we chatted a little until he fell asleep. I eventually noticed that other people were staring at our row but I couldn’t figure out what it was all about. It wasn’t until two days later when a friend saw the selfie I’d taken and freaked out that I realized I was sitting next to a celebrity. I won’t say who, but think boy band and hanging tough and you’ve got it." — E.S.
