Whether it is a frank assessment of the quality of dinner or some seriously unauthorized use of forks (see #9!), these real kids are bringing the funny to the table! Image via © FamVeld/iStock.com More from The Stir: How Good Are You at Embarrassing Your Kids? (QUIZ) I asked him what he was doing and he said, ‘I’m tooting! But I UNDER the table. Not at table!’" — Claire R., Lawrence, Kansas One night we were having breakfast for dinner, including bacon. My son was happily chowing down when his sister, disgusted, said, ‘You know you are eating cute piggies, right?’ He quickly stuffed another piece in his mouth and happily replied, ‘Mmmm, I love to eat cute dead piggies!’ She burst into tears; my husband burst into laughter." — Melissa K., Toledo, Ohio She looked so sad and then said, ‘I just can’t eat them. I don’t want to toot ever again. Tooting is so embarrassing.’ I wish my husband felt the same." — Maria H., Orlando, Florida More from The Stir: The 18 Best Mom Comebacks to ‘Will You Play With Me?’ Now, this might not be funny in other houses, but we don’t have a dog. And I still don’t know where that broccoli went." — Missy M., Isle, Minnesota I’m thinking he is either going to be a chef or a dairy farmer when he grows up." — Grace J., Santa Fe, New Mexico I burst into laughter. She wasn’t amused." — Kelly S., St. Paul, Minnesota More from The Stir: 11 Creative Kid Excuses for Why They Can’t Eat That (PHOTOS)
title: “12 Funny Things Kids Have Said During Mealtime” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-24” author: “Shawn Hoerner”
Whether it is a frank assessment of the quality of dinner or some seriously unauthorized use of forks (see #9!), these real kids are bringing the funny to the table! Image via © FamVeld/iStock.com More from The Stir: How Good Are You at Embarrassing Your Kids? (QUIZ) I asked him what he was doing and he said, ‘I’m tooting! But I UNDER the table. Not at table!’" — Claire R., Lawrence, Kansas One night we were having breakfast for dinner, including bacon. My son was happily chowing down when his sister, disgusted, said, ‘You know you are eating cute piggies, right?’ He quickly stuffed another piece in his mouth and happily replied, ‘Mmmm, I love to eat cute dead piggies!’ She burst into tears; my husband burst into laughter." — Melissa K., Toledo, Ohio She looked so sad and then said, ‘I just can’t eat them. I don’t want to toot ever again. Tooting is so embarrassing.’ I wish my husband felt the same." — Maria H., Orlando, Florida More from The Stir: The 18 Best Mom Comebacks to ‘Will You Play With Me?’ Now, this might not be funny in other houses, but we don’t have a dog. And I still don’t know where that broccoli went." — Missy M., Isle, Minnesota I’m thinking he is either going to be a chef or a dairy farmer when he grows up." — Grace J., Santa Fe, New Mexico I burst into laughter. She wasn’t amused." — Kelly S., St. Paul, Minnesota More from The Stir: 11 Creative Kid Excuses for Why They Can’t Eat That (PHOTOS)
title: “12 Funny Things Kids Have Said During Mealtime” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Christopher Jones”
Whether it is a frank assessment of the quality of dinner or some seriously unauthorized use of forks (see #9!), these real kids are bringing the funny to the table! Image via © FamVeld/iStock.com More from The Stir: How Good Are You at Embarrassing Your Kids? (QUIZ) I asked him what he was doing and he said, ‘I’m tooting! But I UNDER the table. Not at table!’" — Claire R., Lawrence, Kansas One night we were having breakfast for dinner, including bacon. My son was happily chowing down when his sister, disgusted, said, ‘You know you are eating cute piggies, right?’ He quickly stuffed another piece in his mouth and happily replied, ‘Mmmm, I love to eat cute dead piggies!’ She burst into tears; my husband burst into laughter." — Melissa K., Toledo, Ohio She looked so sad and then said, ‘I just can’t eat them. I don’t want to toot ever again. Tooting is so embarrassing.’ I wish my husband felt the same." — Maria H., Orlando, Florida More from The Stir: The 18 Best Mom Comebacks to ‘Will You Play With Me?’ Now, this might not be funny in other houses, but we don’t have a dog. And I still don’t know where that broccoli went." — Missy M., Isle, Minnesota I’m thinking he is either going to be a chef or a dairy farmer when he grows up." — Grace J., Santa Fe, New Mexico I burst into laughter. She wasn’t amused." — Kelly S., St. Paul, Minnesota More from The Stir: 11 Creative Kid Excuses for Why They Can’t Eat That (PHOTOS)
title: “12 Funny Things Kids Have Said During Mealtime” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-06” author: “Letitia Rubio”
Whether it is a frank assessment of the quality of dinner or some seriously unauthorized use of forks (see #9!), these real kids are bringing the funny to the table! Image via © FamVeld/iStock.com More from The Stir: How Good Are You at Embarrassing Your Kids? (QUIZ) I asked him what he was doing and he said, ‘I’m tooting! But I UNDER the table. Not at table!’" — Claire R., Lawrence, Kansas One night we were having breakfast for dinner, including bacon. My son was happily chowing down when his sister, disgusted, said, ‘You know you are eating cute piggies, right?’ He quickly stuffed another piece in his mouth and happily replied, ‘Mmmm, I love to eat cute dead piggies!’ She burst into tears; my husband burst into laughter." — Melissa K., Toledo, Ohio She looked so sad and then said, ‘I just can’t eat them. I don’t want to toot ever again. Tooting is so embarrassing.’ I wish my husband felt the same." — Maria H., Orlando, Florida More from The Stir: The 18 Best Mom Comebacks to ‘Will You Play With Me?’ Now, this might not be funny in other houses, but we don’t have a dog. And I still don’t know where that broccoli went." — Missy M., Isle, Minnesota I’m thinking he is either going to be a chef or a dairy farmer when he grows up." — Grace J., Santa Fe, New Mexico I burst into laughter. She wasn’t amused." — Kelly S., St. Paul, Minnesota More from The Stir: 11 Creative Kid Excuses for Why They Can’t Eat That (PHOTOS)
