11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-29” author: “Jackie Whitlock”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-19” author: “Jaime Camille”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-10” author: “Kathy Rainey”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-10” author: “Mathew Riebe”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-08” author: “Corey Rowland”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr

title: “11 Reasons Guys Are More Afraid Of Your Pregnancy Than You Are” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Jose Fenelus”

Here are 11 reasons guys are more afraid of pregnancy than you are — straight from guys’ mouths.

1. “My buddy’s wife had gotten sick from eating deli meat when she was pregnant — something about the way it’s prepared makes it bad for them or something. Every time my wife was near a sandwich, I was scared she’d eat it.” –Jared, 34 More from The Stir: New Baby Name Trend is Totally Inappropriate
2. “I kept hearing stories about not getting any sleep at all. That freaked me out.” –Barry, 45
3. “I was nervous I wouldn’t be there when my wife went into labor.” –Jeff, 33
4. “I was scared the baby would look like me.” –Bart, 64
5. “I started getting super concerned about money once we found out my wife was pregnant.” –David, 33
6. “I knew I was going to forget everything we learned in that class when my wife went into labor. And I did.” –Brent, 36
7. “I was nervous I installed the car seat wrong.” –Jeff, 33
8. “It’s such a cliche, but I was afraid of … poking the baby during sex.” –Dude Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous, 35
9. “Towards the end of my girlfriend’s pregnancy, I got scared whenever she drove. You never know, man. One fender bender and it could be a bad scene.” –Scott, 36
10. “I was nervous about having to take care of a baby. I had never even held a newborn before, and I can barely take care of myself!” –Brad, 39
11. “Poop.” –Bill, 36. I texted Bill back, asking if he was scared of his wife pooping during delivery, or baby poop in general. He’s yet to respond. What was your husband/partner scared of while you were pregnant? Image via @boetter/Flickr