We have 11 stories of first-day-of-work fails that will make you laugh, cringe, and — spoiler alert — maybe get grossed out a little (sorry, #1 and #10). I highly recommend reading this over your lunch hour. Your job will seem so much better afterward!
Image via iStock.com/kieferpix So, yeah, I barfed all over myself and my briefcase on the way to my first day. I spent the first 20 minutes of work in the bathroom trying to get the puke smell off me. Excellent first impression." — Carly W., Saint Paul, Minnesota Yikes. And, yes, I do have big boobs. So embarrassing." — Arabelle F., Dallas, Texas More from CafeMom: 15 Women Share Their Really Terrible First Job Stories Turns out that they interviewed two girls named Jessica and meant to hire the OTHER ONE but accidentally called me instead. It was so humiliating. They offered me a candy bar ‘for my trouble.’ I’m still bitter." — Jessica D., Tampa, Florida So embarrassing!" — Janelle G., Roseville, Minnesota More from CafeMom: 10 True Stories of Money Nightmares While Parenting More from CafeMom: 10 Big Reasons You’re Always Broke
title: “11 First Day Of Work Horror Stories To Make Your Bad Day Look Pretty Good” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-22” author: “Sherry Manus”
We have 11 stories of first-day-of-work fails that will make you laugh, cringe, and — spoiler alert — maybe get grossed out a little (sorry, #1 and #10). I highly recommend reading this over your lunch hour. Your job will seem so much better afterward!
Image via iStock.com/kieferpix So, yeah, I barfed all over myself and my briefcase on the way to my first day. I spent the first 20 minutes of work in the bathroom trying to get the puke smell off me. Excellent first impression." — Carly W., Saint Paul, Minnesota Yikes. And, yes, I do have big boobs. So embarrassing." — Arabelle F., Dallas, Texas More from CafeMom: 15 Women Share Their Really Terrible First Job Stories Turns out that they interviewed two girls named Jessica and meant to hire the OTHER ONE but accidentally called me instead. It was so humiliating. They offered me a candy bar ‘for my trouble.’ I’m still bitter." — Jessica D., Tampa, Florida So embarrassing!" — Janelle G., Roseville, Minnesota More from CafeMom: 10 True Stories of Money Nightmares While Parenting More from CafeMom: 10 Big Reasons You’re Always Broke
title: “11 First Day Of Work Horror Stories To Make Your Bad Day Look Pretty Good” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-11” author: “Alice Schatz”
We have 11 stories of first-day-of-work fails that will make you laugh, cringe, and — spoiler alert — maybe get grossed out a little (sorry, #1 and #10). I highly recommend reading this over your lunch hour. Your job will seem so much better afterward!
Image via iStock.com/kieferpix So, yeah, I barfed all over myself and my briefcase on the way to my first day. I spent the first 20 minutes of work in the bathroom trying to get the puke smell off me. Excellent first impression." — Carly W., Saint Paul, Minnesota Yikes. And, yes, I do have big boobs. So embarrassing." — Arabelle F., Dallas, Texas More from CafeMom: 15 Women Share Their Really Terrible First Job Stories Turns out that they interviewed two girls named Jessica and meant to hire the OTHER ONE but accidentally called me instead. It was so humiliating. They offered me a candy bar ‘for my trouble.’ I’m still bitter." — Jessica D., Tampa, Florida So embarrassing!" — Janelle G., Roseville, Minnesota More from CafeMom: 10 True Stories of Money Nightmares While Parenting More from CafeMom: 10 Big Reasons You’re Always Broke
