Some other guys — not so lucky. We found 11 dads who were willing, if we promised not to share their names, to tell us their embarrassing labor and delivery stories. We all know childbirth is tough work for a mom, but apparently it is a little more than some squeamish guys can handle! Read on for all the gory details! Image via Shutterstock.com/SFIO CRACHO “Anyways, I was there and she was in labor and nothing was happening and finally after hours, the doctors figured out that the problem was that she was having twins and one was stuck. We had no idea we had twins on the way. I remember hearing him say that word and then waking up on the floor. I think it was the combination of being tired and hungry and the shock of having two babies coming home. “She ended up having a C-section and I waited in the lobby.” “My wife was both worried about me and thinking I was being a baby about stuff, and then I started barfing uncontrollably. Yeah, turns out I had appendicitis! She had the baby and I had surgery to get my appendix out. It was crazy.” More from CafeMom: 18 Worst Things Said to Moms During Labor & Delivery “She was finally pushing and I was holding her leg and the room started spinning. I guess I passed out and the nurse used smelling salts to wake me up. The doctor took my pulse and diagnosed me as needing a sandwich.” “The murky water grossed me out (I’m kind of a germaphobe) and I started feeling light-headed. I kind of stumbled forward and bounced off the side of the tub. “The doula said she’d never seen anything like it. My wife was PISSED.” More from CafeMom: 6 of the Most Hilarious Delivery Stories You’ll Ever Hear “My wife still accuses me of trying to steal her thunder.” “We were at the hospital when I started getting the bad poops. My stomach was feeling terrible and I kept having to go to the bathroom. I was using the one in her room and she was starting to get grossed out by the smell. I thought I was done and then I came out and puked on the floor. “Yep — food poisoning. I was so sick the whole night. Thankfully I was able to keep it together when it was time for her to push. As soon as she was done, I accidentally pooped my pants. Never trust a fart when you have food poisoning. We had to have my mom come with extra pants for me. Welcome to fatherhood!” “She had a minor hemorrhage and I looked like an idiot. Thankfully we both survived.”
title: “11 Dads Who Fainted Barfed Or Literally Pooped Their Pants In The Delivery Room” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-09” author: “Jill Garcia”
Some other guys — not so lucky. We found 11 dads who were willing, if we promised not to share their names, to tell us their embarrassing labor and delivery stories. We all know childbirth is tough work for a mom, but apparently it is a little more than some squeamish guys can handle! Read on for all the gory details! Image via Shutterstock.com/SFIO CRACHO “Anyways, I was there and she was in labor and nothing was happening and finally after hours, the doctors figured out that the problem was that she was having twins and one was stuck. We had no idea we had twins on the way. I remember hearing him say that word and then waking up on the floor. I think it was the combination of being tired and hungry and the shock of having two babies coming home. “She ended up having a C-section and I waited in the lobby.” “My wife was both worried about me and thinking I was being a baby about stuff, and then I started barfing uncontrollably. Yeah, turns out I had appendicitis! She had the baby and I had surgery to get my appendix out. It was crazy.” More from CafeMom: 18 Worst Things Said to Moms During Labor & Delivery “She was finally pushing and I was holding her leg and the room started spinning. I guess I passed out and the nurse used smelling salts to wake me up. The doctor took my pulse and diagnosed me as needing a sandwich.” “The murky water grossed me out (I’m kind of a germaphobe) and I started feeling light-headed. I kind of stumbled forward and bounced off the side of the tub. “The doula said she’d never seen anything like it. My wife was PISSED.” More from CafeMom: 6 of the Most Hilarious Delivery Stories You’ll Ever Hear “My wife still accuses me of trying to steal her thunder.” “We were at the hospital when I started getting the bad poops. My stomach was feeling terrible and I kept having to go to the bathroom. I was using the one in her room and she was starting to get grossed out by the smell. I thought I was done and then I came out and puked on the floor. “Yep — food poisoning. I was so sick the whole night. Thankfully I was able to keep it together when it was time for her to push. As soon as she was done, I accidentally pooped my pants. Never trust a fart when you have food poisoning. We had to have my mom come with extra pants for me. Welcome to fatherhood!” “She had a minor hemorrhage and I looked like an idiot. Thankfully we both survived.”
title: “11 Dads Who Fainted Barfed Or Literally Pooped Their Pants In The Delivery Room” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-12” author: “Summer Nichols”
Some other guys — not so lucky. We found 11 dads who were willing, if we promised not to share their names, to tell us their embarrassing labor and delivery stories. We all know childbirth is tough work for a mom, but apparently it is a little more than some squeamish guys can handle! Read on for all the gory details! Image via Shutterstock.com/SFIO CRACHO “Anyways, I was there and she was in labor and nothing was happening and finally after hours, the doctors figured out that the problem was that she was having twins and one was stuck. We had no idea we had twins on the way. I remember hearing him say that word and then waking up on the floor. I think it was the combination of being tired and hungry and the shock of having two babies coming home. “She ended up having a C-section and I waited in the lobby.” “My wife was both worried about me and thinking I was being a baby about stuff, and then I started barfing uncontrollably. Yeah, turns out I had appendicitis! She had the baby and I had surgery to get my appendix out. It was crazy.” More from CafeMom: 18 Worst Things Said to Moms During Labor & Delivery “She was finally pushing and I was holding her leg and the room started spinning. I guess I passed out and the nurse used smelling salts to wake me up. The doctor took my pulse and diagnosed me as needing a sandwich.” “The murky water grossed me out (I’m kind of a germaphobe) and I started feeling light-headed. I kind of stumbled forward and bounced off the side of the tub. “The doula said she’d never seen anything like it. My wife was PISSED.” More from CafeMom: 6 of the Most Hilarious Delivery Stories You’ll Ever Hear “My wife still accuses me of trying to steal her thunder.” “We were at the hospital when I started getting the bad poops. My stomach was feeling terrible and I kept having to go to the bathroom. I was using the one in her room and she was starting to get grossed out by the smell. I thought I was done and then I came out and puked on the floor. “Yep — food poisoning. I was so sick the whole night. Thankfully I was able to keep it together when it was time for her to push. As soon as she was done, I accidentally pooped my pants. Never trust a fart when you have food poisoning. We had to have my mom come with extra pants for me. Welcome to fatherhood!” “She had a minor hemorrhage and I looked like an idiot. Thankfully we both survived.”
