- Bottle or breast. Oh, the debates we have about this! And all baby cares is that his hunger is being sated.
- Your hair. So you didn’t brush it today? Or yesterday? The baby will still try to get his fingers tangled in there. Good luck!
- Making fancy dinners. Considering pretty much everything is a choking hazard these days, let me refer you back to number 2.
- Stroller or sling. Forget the mommy wars, wouldja? Baby just wants to get moving and get rid of this wicked gas!
- Making your bed. Really, you have to keep a human being alive, and you’re stressing about whether you pulled the comforter to the pillows? Your baby doesn’t care!
