To me, “love child” implies love. I know, I am such a purist. Silly, silly me. When I see the word “love,” I think of, well, love. Who doesn’t? And nothing says love like the woman you step out on your wife and family for and the child you both hide for a decade. Am I right or am I right? Actually, love child is just one of many hives-inducing ways to discuss sex that kind of make me want to hurl. For instance, do you say “making love”? Or call the person with whom you “make love” your “lover”? If so, ew. Here are 10 alternatives you may want to consider: So, here you go. Ten ways to ask your “LOVER” to “MAKE LOVE” without making him vomit in the process. Do you hate “make love” too? Image via Joelk75/Flickr
