Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-10” author: “Michael Dunkle”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-16” author: “Chad Mahraun”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-12” author: “Mark Davis”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-05” author: “Joyce Craig”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-30” author: “Cleo Turner”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-17” author: “Deborah Angulo”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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title: “10 Signs You Re Raising A Trashy Kid” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-16” author: “Margaret Gunter”

Snort. How sorely I was mistaken. Yesterday, I looked at my house and my child and realized the tragic truth: I’m raising white trash kids. How did I come to this conclusion?

  1. The front yard full of toys. Bats, balls, water toys, and hula hoops half-hazardly fill the lawn.
  2. The pool the kids brag about to their friends is a big plastic blow-up one from Walgreens.
  3. We own a large collection of toy guns and character T-shirts.
  4. The kids’ arms are filled with various temporary tattoos, in various stages of decay.
  5. My boys can frequently be found wandering around the house without pants. If they do have pants on, their hands are often down them.
  6. My daughter often displays a rather prominent plumber’s crack, despite my efforts with belts and elastic waist pants.
  7. My youngest’s latest haircut? A mohawk, of course.
  8. All three believe that French fries are a vegetable.
  9. Should the kids get hungry in the car, all they need to do is dig around their seat to find a snack.
  10. Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets a bigger laugh than a really loud fart. Image via Scary Mommy

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