Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-07” author: “Allison Shanker”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-01” author: “Robert Copeland”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-15” author: “Bethany Childs”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-27” author: “April Dunkan”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-01” author: “Robert Cooper”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
title: “10 Sex Confessions From Real Moms” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-25” author: “William Smith”
Taking a look through my Scary Mommy Confessions always offers some great insight into the real lives of moms. Here are 10 of my favorite sex-related confessions …
- Shaved it all off last night and now I can’t stop scratching my crotch. Plus, I look like I’m 9. Whoops. #56789
- Considering telling DH that I will perform the sex act of his choice once a week if he will let me hire a maid to clean once a week. #177902
- DH working out of town now … I can finally sleep naked in peace without him thinking it’s an invitation. #251071
- We used rock-paper-scissors to decide who had to go on top. #tiredsex #246213
- I would like to know where my 5-year-old hid my dildo, but I have no idea how to even approach that conversation. #202009
- I make DH wear condoms sometimes. Not for birth control, but for the sheer fact that I think I deserve the opportunity to put my underwear back on and roll over to go to sleep while he has to get his ass up to clean himself. #182593
- DH and I are frumpy, middle-aged, and not much to look at, but dang do we have the most awesome sex! #252372
- My husband told me my vagina looks bigger. Uh, yeah, it’s called childbirth. I told him that next time his dick looks small, I’d be sure to point it out. #239021
- My husband bought me a vibrator as he thought it would make me more sexual towards him. No, it just made him unnecessary. #12849
- Just had marathon drunken sex with DH, and neither one of us finished. Would’ve saved a lot of time and effort if we would’ve gone to sleep instead. #281729 Do YOU have anything you’d like to confess? Inquiring minds want to know … Image via Scary Mommy
