Are you surprised you are burning THIS many calories? Photo via USACE Europe District/Flickr Graphic via BodyMedia title: “How Many Calories Moms Burn In A Day Just By Being Moms " ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-27” author: “Tina Simmons” Are you surprised you are burning THIS many calories? Photo via USACE Europe District/Flickr Graphic via BodyMedia title: “How Many Calories Moms Burn In A Day Just By Being Moms " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “John Karrels” Are you surprised you are burning THIS many calories?...

Whether I’m purchasing that warming lubricant that doubles as a massage gel or an economy-sized box of tampons, I feel like I’m back in high school and buying ribbed condoms or getting spermicidal jelly for my diaphragm. Back then, the cashier and other people in line knew that I was having premarital sex. That was bad enough. Now, they’re thinking I’m a sex-crazed mother and wife who hasn’t gone through menopause yet....

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According to PureWow, all you need is an unripe avocado (duh), some tinfoil, an oven, and a timer. Here’s how it works: title: “How To Ripen An Avocado In 10 Minutes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-21” author: “Cole Lawson” According to PureWow, all you need is an unripe avocado (duh), some tinfoil, an oven, and a timer. Here’s how it works: title: “How To Ripen An Avocado In 10 Minutes” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-28” author: “Dennis Lopez” According to PureWow, all you need is an unripe avocado (duh), some tinfoil, an oven, and a timer....

So I do what any mom in my position would do. (Though I feel like I’m the only one sometimes.) I let my kid pee in public. Behind a bush. Next to a tree. In the dirt, all tidy like as best as can be. I figure dogs can do it, why can’t kids? I know we’re not animals, but when you’re a kid and you have to go, you have to go....

No, really. According to recent data, the average American woman wears a size 16. And so do I; depending on the brand and the item of clothing, I wear between a 12 and 16. You’d think that being average would make it easy to shop. You’d think that having a body type like the majority of women in the US would mean that the majority of stores would have things in your size....

Every stinkin’ October for the past seven years, I’ve woken up to find a goody bag full of Halloween treats on my doorstep. There’s also a white piece of paper with a ghost on it that I’m supposed to copy, cut out, and then stuff into two separate goody bags that I have to put together and “secretly” leave on two of my neighbors’ doorsteps so they can continue to spread the boo love throughout our development....

Miranda fought many years to make her dreams a reality, but we’re so glad she perservered. Now as a mother of two, Miranda has 17 years’ worth of of work to inspire her kids. She recently opened up her own studio, Magnolia Tattoo NY, in Kingston, New York. Miranda’s work is gorgeous — you can see a lot of her mother’s influence in her incredible florals. How did you get into tattooing?...

They famously broke up late last year due to what many assumed was overwhelming drama surrounding Star’s documented use of racial slurs and offensive “jokes” back in MySpace days. The remainder of the group continued to hang out sans Star very publicly. Ironically, Twitter has dug up the rest of the group’s old tweets, too — and things are not looking good.

I don’t leave them in the car a lot, but I’ve certainly done it. On weather-appropriate days, in a locked vehicle, when I’m going to be gone for the amount of time it takes to microwave a bag of popcorn? Frankly, I don’t see anything wrong with it. But I won’t be leaving them on their own again for a long, long time — and the reason is both sad and infuriating....

I have my own version of this when I caught an old boyfriend cheating on me many years ago. But the outcome was very different. I was in college and thought I was exclusively dating a guy we’ll call Joe. I had suspected something wasn’t right, so I snooped in his wallet and found a phone number. There were no cellphones back then. Well, there was, but only drug dealers had them....

Of course, if Meg had shown up having packed on a few pounds, there would have been the media pile-on of all time. The star’s face was described as looking “dramatically different.” Check it out. To me, it looks a lot like that of many women her age. (Fifty-three, for the record.) In trying to look our best, some of us are willing to go a little further than others....

But one person totally “got me.” He was always there for me and would listen to every one of my mom concerns AND have an answer — an actual answer that wasn’t “stop worrying.” Yep, I kind of, sort of developed a crush on my gynecologist. Dr. S was youngish but older than me. He was soft-spoken but confident. He convinced me my fear of pain wasn’t a good enough reason to opt for an elective C-section and always told me how great it was that I was still exercising, keeping my blood pressure low, and eating healthful foods....

“Not a fun post, but an important one as you begin decorating for the holidays,” mom Nicole Mackintosh Leo said in her Facebook post. From there, Nicole discussed an incident that occurred years ago in her home around Christmastime — one that ultimately resulted in her son’s life changing forever. More from CafeMom: Why This Mom Posted a Picture of Her ‘Strangled’ Toddler “Three years ago, my son (then 14 months) was at home with his nanny when he pulled on a Christmas stocking,” she wrote, “and the weighted stocking holder fell and hit him directly in his left eye....

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Despite the drastic difference, this milk didn’t come from different moms or different times. “It was pumped all in one session, from one breast only,” Elisabeth, who is a pumping advocate and mom of two, tells CafeMom. Despite the jarring difference in appearance, she explained that breast milk can have a broad color span of most differences that moms come across are completely normal. “Foremilk can have a blue tint to it as it is lacking in the heavier fat content of hindmilk,” she wrote on her Faceboook page, One Ounce At A Time....

More from CafeMom: Teacher Urges Parents to Have the ‘Period Talk’ Early After a 4th-Grader’s Mortifying Experience title: “Mom Slams The Teacher Who Told Her Girl To Hold In Her Period” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Trenton Null” More from CafeMom: Teacher Urges Parents to Have the ‘Period Talk’ Early After a 4th-Grader’s Mortifying Experience

The American Psychological Association describes postpartum depression (PPD) as a “serious mood disorder” that “can make it hard for you to get through the day, and it can affect your ability to take care of your baby, or yourself.” They also note that PPD can happen to any women, regardless of how easy their pregnancy was, their age, their ethnicity, or their income. The symptoms and severity of PPD can vary from woman to woman, so we asked some brave moms to share their stories of what PPD really feels like....

Those stories are lies. Lies, I tell you. And I’ve come to hate them. Because my second pregnancy is WAY harder than my first. The irony of all this is thick and multi-layered. I am expecting a boy this time; my first is a girl (boys are supposed to bring mommies easier pregnancies, if you believe those unfair myths about baby girls). I have been declared “complication-free” so far — knock on wood — but last time was diagnosed with gestational diabetes (which I am convinced was a crock, but that’s another post for another day)....

I mean, I know he loves me and enjoys my company and everything — or at least he does before I send him out to the bus stop each morning. Because at that point, the sweet little boy who gives me loads of hugs, kisses, and snuggles turns into a pint-sized Joe Cool complete with sunglasses and an attitude. He’s given up on fighting me when I walk him to the end of the driveway, but as soon as I turn him loose and let him run across the street to wait for the bus with the other kids — it’s like he somehow feels the need to offer up an excuse as to why his mother is so lame and uncool....